No matter how bad things get on Wall Street, we'll always be here putting on our show because if you can't count on your Rocky cast, who can you count on? And we don't even need 700 billion dollars out of your pockets to make it happen (although we can't promise not to inappropriately use your kind donations for nefarious purposes).

So join us as we take the stage at the Claremont 5! There'll be the usual hijinks and also shenanigans, in the style to which you've grown accustomed.

As always, we endeavor to bring you some familiar faces and also some things you might not expect:

• YOU'LL SEE a debut Trixxie performance from our very own Corinne
• And then Nick and Ashley will perform TOGETHER AGAIN as Brad and Janet
• MEANWHILE Mary will team up with Tony for a return to the role she started in, that of lovely crazy Magenta
• RONDA will perform as the Criminologist
• MICHAEL will do his best to look like a made man as Rocky
• CINDY will return as Dr. Scott
• DON'T MISS as our most excited cast member, Rachel, debuts as Columbia
• The duties of the quasi-evil but always entertaining mad scientist will be performed by the lovely Scarlett Letter
• And of course, SILENT THOMAS will once again be performing as Eddie and just tryin to do the right thing

Show Casting
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Scarlett Letter
Janet Weiss: Ashley
Brad Majors: Nick
Riff Raff: Tony
Magenta: Mary
Columbia: Rachel
Dr. Scott: Cindy
Rocky Horror: Michael
Eddie: Silent Thomas
The Criminologist: Ronda
Trixxie: Corinne